Saturday, March 8, 2014

Hey Mom and whoever else will read this :)  I'm exhausted.  My legs hurt, I've had too much sun, I'm sore, I'm tired, and I want to go to bed.  But I'm sacrificing for you, my faithful readers.

I just got back from a weekend trip to Saint George for Lehi lacrosse, and it was super fun :) We won every game (because we're awesome) and I had a blast hanging out with my friends and playing Nintendo 64 Mario Party.

Now, I realize that this may seem short, but before you go complaining, do the following.

Don't.

I'm tired, and I want to go to bed.

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

All about Batman...I meant me

Hi, I'm glad you were feeling patronizing enough to continue reading after you read the other entry :) or perhaps this is your first entry you're reading, in which case, I would like to welcome you with this personalized greeting.

Welcome ________(insert name here).
I'm so glad you took the time to come and read my humble blog.  I hope that you find everything you are looking for here, if not a little more.  Thank you so much for the ________(insert generic gift).  I loved it so much!  Have a good rest of your life :D

Whew! Glad that's over.  Well, as you may have noticed, this post is being blogged only a few hours after the previous one.  This is because of several reasons, but the most primary of these reasons is that my amazing and exciting life has left me with absolutely nothing to do except either drive my mother insane with my Batman impression or do this.

So after my mom banished  me to the basement, I figured I might want to give my many fans the intro they've been demanding in my head.

My name is Austin Sabin, as you may have gathered from the last post.  I am currently 16 and will be 17 in May.  I play lacrosse, I sing in the school choir, I love history and foreign language (mostly French), and I am currently listening to One Republic.  It doesn't matter when you read this, I will still be listening to One Republic.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to find a picture of myself, but I found an adequate replacement.  I look very similar to this.


Minus the claws of course.

Ladies, once you've finished drooling over your keyboards, I'd like to get on with the story.

I like to read as well.  Some of my favorite books include Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand and the Book of Mormon.  Yes, I'm going to include it.  Deal with it!

Some of my favorite T.V. shows include Psych, Doctor Who, and Top Gear (The British one).  Nothing beats a bunch of old single British men doing stupid things with cars that are normally accredited to teenagers :) Great show!

My favorite candy is Cookies and Creme Hersheys (although Reese's cups are a close second (and yes, I do take bribes.)) and I really like Cafe Rio.  You know what, I just like food in general.  Yep, I'm gonna go with that.  Did you see that bit about bribery :)

My social security number is... WAIT A SECOND, if you're a criminal, or if you plan on becoming one, don't read this part.

Good? Okay.  It's 111-111-111

Not like I have an identity worth stealing. I wonder if someone really does have that number.  Poor guy.

Well, I'd like to have some sort of clever pun to end this post, so I'll try and think of one.  Hmmmmm...Got it!

Have a knife day! See you spoon!

Ya, you're right.  That was dumb.

Step 1

Well, here goes.  My life. This is it. Yup...

Pretty exciting, right?

Alright, my name is Austin Sabin, and I have a writing problem.  Not in the cool, creative way where I'm up till 4 in the morning writing something I've been inspired to put on paper.  No, no, no, that only happens when I procrastinate an English paper.  No, my problem is that I just don't write.

See, I got a journal when I was 8 years old, and I remember I wrote in it that day for like an hour, because I was so excited to finally be able to have something to... I don't know, write my feeling in I guess.  Well, I wrote in it the next day to, and the next day.  Then I wrote in it the next week, then three months after that there's a small entry that apoligizes for the long gap.  The next entry is in 2010, and then in 2013.  I have a problem.

So I thought "Maybe this will work a little better".  It does take a lot less effort to type than to write, and that's basically step 1 on a teenagers list of qualifications for any sort of work.  Also, this way I get to show off my amazing life to the enourmous amount of people who are going to read this when I'm famous.

A man can dream :)

Step 1...check