All about Batman...I meant me

Hi, I'm glad you were feeling patronizing enough to continue reading after you read the other entry :) or perhaps this is your first entry you're reading, in which case, I would like to welcome you with this personalized greeting.

Welcome ________(insert name here).
I'm so glad you took the time to come and read my humble blog.  I hope that you find everything you are looking for here, if not a little more.  Thank you so much for the ________(insert generic gift).  I loved it so much!  Have a good rest of your life :D

Whew! Glad that's over.  Well, as you may have noticed, this post is being blogged only a few hours after the previous one.  This is because of several reasons, but the most primary of these reasons is that my amazing and exciting life has left me with absolutely nothing to do except either drive my mother insane with my Batman impression or do this.

So after my mom banished  me to the basement, I figured I might want to give my many fans the intro they've been demanding in my head.

My name is Austin Sabin, as you may have gathered from the last post.  I am currently 16 and will be 17 in May.  I play lacrosse, I sing in the school choir, I love history and foreign language (mostly French), and I am currently listening to One Republic.  It doesn't matter when you read this, I will still be listening to One Republic.

Unfortunately I wasn't able to find a picture of myself, but I found an adequate replacement.  I look very similar to this.

Minus the claws of course.

Ladies, once you've finished drooling over your keyboards, I'd like to get on with the story.

I like to read as well.  Some of my favorite books include Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand and the Book of Mormon.  Yes, I'm going to include it.  Deal with it!

Some of my favorite T.V. shows include Psych, Doctor Who, and Top Gear (The British one).  Nothing beats a bunch of old single British men doing stupid things with cars that are normally accredited to teenagers :) Great show!

My favorite candy is Cookies and Creme Hersheys (although Reese's cups are a close second (and yes, I do take bribes.)) and I really like Cafe Rio.  You know what, I just like food in general.  Yep, I'm gonna go with that.  Did you see that bit about bribery :)

My social security number is... WAIT A SECOND, if you're a criminal, or if you plan on becoming one, don't read this part.

Good? Okay.  It's 111-111-111

Not like I have an identity worth stealing. I wonder if someone really does have that number.  Poor guy.

Well, I'd like to have some sort of clever pun to end this post, so I'll try and think of one.  Hmmmmm...Got it!

Have a knife day! See you spoon!

Ya, you're right.  That was dumb.